"This first date with Juan-Pablo is going AH-mazing. We are having AH-blast. Check! He’s HUH-larious. Check! I feel like a kid again! I haven’t felt this alive because of a man in a long, long, long, LONG time."
- Contestant Clare who should calm down about feeling like a kid again considering his inconsistent history of paying child support. But what do I know? I have never been filmed for television alone in a fabricated wonderland of out of season snow with a stranger before, so MAYBE I should just stop talking now!
El Báchélór, Episode Two