The Bachelorette, Episode Three
The Bachelorette, Episode Three
“Climbing a building is definitely like love. You gotta start somewhere, and we’re starting at the bottom. We’re gonna work our way up, and uh, we’ll end up at the top.”*
-Contestant Chris, who wins the award for the first meaningless platitude comparing the date to a relationship!!
The Bachelorette, Episode Three
*If I could find someone who whimpered and whined while being pulled up the side of a building very slowly, I’d marry them immediately. Love is like an obnoxious child.
“One last tip for you guys: be funny.”
-Fozzie Bear
The Bachelorette, Episode Two
“I’m glad it’s not all in my head. You know, crazy, talk.”
“It’s not all in your head. It’s all out here, in my head, too, and around us.”
The Bachelorette, Episode Two
Columbia? I wonder if it’s anything like a real life place called Colombia…
The Bachelorette, Season Premiere
Everyone knows that Staten Island party MCs make the best fathers.
The Bachelorette, Season Premiere
Do you see those toothbrushes in the lower left hand corner? Four toothbrushes? Emily! Four toothbrushes? Why do you have four toothbrushes, EMILY?
“I may have had a head injury, but there’s nothing wrong with my heart.”
- Contestant Charlie
The Bachelorette, Season Premiere
“All my good friends call me Wolf.”
-Contestant Wolf
The Bachelorette, Season Premiere
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The Bachelorette, Season Premiere
“I’m David, I’m 32, I live in New York City and I’m and I’m a singer-songwriter. I don’t wanna, like, toot my own horn, but writing songs comes natural, it’s like walking. It’s a rush of emotions that are totally ineffable. I’ve written a lot of songs specifically about trying to find true love! (Singing): Emilyyy, Emilyyy, Emilyyyy, oh, oh, Emilyyy Emilyyy Emilyyyyy.”
-Contestant David, who may have lied about his age??
The Bachelorette, Season Premiere
“What has two thumbs and is gonna marry Emily? This guy.”
- Contestant This Guy
The Bachelorette, Season Premiere
(Ugh, this guy)
I’m back in the States!
Get ready for some pictures of ~*BeAuTiFuL AnGeL*~ Saint Emily Maynard!
(via whatshouldwecallme.)
(via ratsoff)
SO, SUNday SunDAY SUNDAY The Bachelorette returns with Saint Emily! How excited are you? So excited, right?! Are your nipples hard? My nipples are hard!
HOWEVER, Sunday is also the day that I will be flying to France for a couple weeks. Hulu doesn’t work out of the country, so I’ll have to catch up when I return.
FYI/Sorry
