On behalf of all people with hearts, I must say / I don't appreciate you bagging on Chris so much today / How could you be so cruel to such a well-meaning dullard? / It makes me suspect that your heart is black-colored / He's there for the right reasons! He truly loves Des! / Just like a Shriner loves wearing a Fez / Just kidding / Chris is the worst / Screw that guy
On my lunch break I saw a woman dressed entirely in denim (rather unfashionable stone washed jeans, this weird little denim vest with nothing underneath, denim UGGs). She had very curly, very tall red hair--there's a 50/50 chance it was a wig, I honestly don't know. And she was talking on her cell phone about how Desiree is stupid and boring. Was this you?
why won't you post a picture? i think you are female because you have talked about dating men tho i guess you could be a gay guy idk. but in my head your a girl with long hair. i don't know how tall you are because in my head you are always sitting at a computer lol
I hope you can muster the superhuman strength to recap that rest of this dumb season. I'm thirsting for some arch commentary on Michael's struggles (born with both type 1 diabetes and a terrible personality), Zak's goofy face, Chris's Rilkean verse, a stirring performance by Darius Rucker, and the deeply unconvincing way Des has of stringing along slow-witted men she has no interest in. In any event, listen to your heart. Love is real.