On behalf of all people with hearts, I must say / I don't appreciate you bagging on Chris so much today / How could you be so cruel to such a well-meaning dullard? / It makes me suspect that your heart is black-colored / He's there for the right reasons! He truly loves Des! / Just like a Shriner loves wearing a Fez / Just kidding / Chris is the worst / Screw that guy
On my lunch break I saw a woman dressed entirely in denim (rather unfashionable stone washed jeans, this weird little denim vest with nothing underneath, denim UGGs). She had very curly, very tall red hair--there's a 50/50 chance it was a wig, I honestly don't know. And she was talking on her cell phone about how Desiree is stupid and boring. Was this you?
why won't you post a picture? i think you are female because you have talked about dating men tho i guess you could be a gay guy idk. but in my head your a girl with long hair. i don't know how tall you are because in my head you are always sitting at a computer lol
I hope you can muster the superhuman strength to recap that rest of this dumb season. I'm thirsting for some arch commentary on Michael's struggles (born with both type 1 diabetes and a terrible personality), Zak's goofy face, Chris's Rilkean verse, a stirring performance by Darius Rucker, and the deeply unconvincing way Des has of stringing along slow-witted men she has no interest in. In any event, listen to your heart. Love is real.
Where are you? Where have you gone? Are you OK? I'm so worried! We are all worried here! Come back! Please!
Hi, sorry. I travel for work, and I got behind, and then I realized that the absolute last thin I want to do is watch Bachelorette “Des” do anything at all whatsoever. Then I was out of the country for a little while and I contracted a subtropical disease (guess which one!) I am home now and will try to catch up with the remaining episodes if you really want.