Accept the Rose

A Children's Treasury of Moments from ABC's The Bachelorette.

Anonymous asked: please tell me you'll be blogging Juan Pablo's season

the rumors are true

i am back

pls god don’t let this be as boring as Bachelorette “Des”

Former Mr Emily Maynard, One F Jef is on Tinder, for those of you based in…. I think this is from Los Angeles.

Former Mr Emily Maynard, One F Jef is on Tinder, for those of you based in…. I think this is from Los Angeles.

"Awwwww! Hiiiiiiii! You have the same…..

…….. …

…… eyes.”

- Bachelorette “Des”, to Hostage Drew on the similarities between he and his sister

The Bachelorette, Episode Eight

The Bachelorette, Episode Six

"You want me to sit here and look unhappy?…. I’m not… y’all better watch out who makes it til the end… you’re gonna have a Bachelor… you guys missed out… a single dad from Texas…. I’ma have fun on my last night in Munich, where are we getting drunk?… HI HOLLYWOOD… how long do i have to wait to be seen in public with somebody, cuz I don’t wanna wait…"

- Recently released hostage Ben’s limo soliloquy 

The Bachelorette, Episode Five

"I am an attorney, and with that comes tactics… cross examining and impeaching someone who is not telling the truth. Today Ben will be found guilty of fraud and… impersonating a southern gentleman."
-Hostage Michael, displaying an alarming level of commitment to the idea (his) that Desiree has chosen him specifically to show her what a phony Hostage Ben is.
The Bachelorette, Episode Five

"I am an attorney, and with that comes tactics… cross examining and impeaching someone who is not telling the truth. Today Ben will be found guilty of fraud and… impersonating a southern gentleman."

-Hostage Michael, displaying an alarming level of commitment to the idea (his) that Desiree has chosen him specifically to show her what a phony Hostage Ben is.

The Bachelorette, Episode Five

Anonymous asked: On behalf of all people with hearts, I must say / I don't appreciate you bagging on Chris so much today / How could you be so cruel to such a well-meaning dullard? / It makes me suspect that your heart is black-colored / He's there for the right reasons! He truly loves Des! / Just like a Shriner loves wearing a Fez / Just kidding / Chris is the worst / Screw that guy

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"While I stand there waiting watching you your dress so perfect you look so cute you reach for red (?) a chance you’ll take the choice is right and your mind is made while i stand there waiting my thoughts run free thoughts of past relationships old to me girls i used to think were true all out of mind as I think of you the plan here now not up to me feelings eternal if you choose me."
-Hostage Chris’ poem, Thoughts So True, written as he read it with no pauses 
The Bachelorette, Episode Four
PS FINALLY Bachelorette “Des” displaying the appropriate amount of embarrassment while Hostage Chris reads her the poetry he wrote and can’t see her reaction.

"While I stand there waiting watching you your dress so perfect you look so cute you reach for red (?) a chance you’ll take the choice is right and your mind is made while i stand there waiting my thoughts run free thoughts of past relationships old to me girls i used to think were true all out of mind as I think of you the plan here now not up to me feelings eternal if you choose me."

-Hostage Chris’ poem, Thoughts So True, written as he read it with no pauses 

The Bachelorette, Episode Four

PS FINALLY Bachelorette “Des” displaying the appropriate amount of embarrassment while Hostage Chris reads her the poetry he wrote and can’t see her reaction.

"This rollercoaster used to be a sign of joy, but it’s sitting in the water, destroyed. It’s an eerie feeling, but there is an American flag at the top, which I take as a sign of hope."

- Hostage James’ ruminations on the Hurricane Sandy damage sound an awful lot like Hostage Chris’ “poetry”

The Bachelorette, Episode Four

"I knew on top of that hotel, right then and there, my feelings for you were building and real, the skeptic in me to be found nowhere."
-Hostage …. I don’t know his name yet, sharing an excerpt from “poetry” he wrote about Bachelorette “Des”, in a hot tub
The Bachelorette, Episode Four

"I knew on top of that hotel, right then and there, my feelings for you were building and real, the skeptic in me to be found nowhere."

-Hostage …. I don’t know his name yet, sharing an excerpt from “poetry” he wrote about Bachelorette “Des”, in a hot tub

The Bachelorette, Episode Four

The Bachelorette, Episode Four

The Bachelorette, Episode Four


accepttherose:

"Like, if you’re trying to kill the enemy, you don’t go an put the emeny.. the enemy in a bomb shelter when you could bomb them.”
(scoffing) “Oh, really? Oh, really. How did the Trojans beat the Greeks?”"Ugh, they showed up in an elephant at the door and -""A horse, they showed up in a horse. They gave them a gift.""You’re, like, playing a game of chess right now without the queen.""Lots of people win without the queen."
- Contestant Gia trying to convince Contestant Jake not to save Contestant Vienna, the most vile lady in the landBachelor Pad, Episode One

Gia Allemande has died: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/14/gia-allemand-dead_n_3756940.html

accepttherose:

"Like, if you’re trying to kill the enemy, you don’t go an put the emeny.. the enemy in a bomb shelter when you could bomb them.”

(scoffing) “Oh, really? Oh, really. How did the Trojans beat the Greeks?”
"Ugh, they showed up in an elephant at the door and -"
"A horse, they showed up in a horse. They gave them a gift."
"You’re, like, playing a game of chess right now without the queen."
"Lots of people win without the queen."

- Contestant Gia trying to convince Contestant Jake not to save Contestant Vienna, the most vile lady in the land


Bachelor Pad, Episode One

Gia Allemande has died: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/14/gia-allemand-dead_n_3756940.html

Anonymous asked: On my lunch break I saw a woman dressed entirely in denim (rather unfashionable stone washed jeans, this weird little denim vest with nothing underneath, denim UGGs). She had very curly, very tall red hair--there's a 50/50 chance it was a wig, I honestly don't know. And she was talking on her cell phone about how Desiree is stupid and boring. Was this you?

those are my denim uggs

that was me

Anonymous asked: UR DEFINITLY A GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL

you sound very confident despite being totally wrong

Anonymous asked: why won't you post a picture? i think you are female because you have talked about dating men tho i guess you could be a gay guy idk. but in my head your a girl with long hair. i don't know how tall you are because in my head you are always sitting at a computer lol

here i am!