Accept the Rose

A Children's Treasury of Moments from ABC's The Bachelorette.
"I can’t believe that I’m the one that’s getting worked up."
- Contestant Recently Dumped by Her Fiancee, who JUST NOW realized she doesn’t like competing with 26 other women for the fleeting affections of one man
El Báchélór, Season Premier

"I can’t believe that I’m the one that’s getting worked up."

- Contestant Recently Dumped by Her Fiancee, who JUST NOW realized she doesn’t like competing with 26 other women for the fleeting affections of one man

El Báchélór, Season Premier

"Do you remember my name?"
"No."
El Báchélór, Season Premier

"Do you remember my name?"

"No."

El Báchélór, Season Premier

"I don’t consider anyplace a home, I’m just a drifter."
- Contestant Lucy, who sounds less like a “free spirit” and more like an actual homeless person who is looking for a house to stay in for a couple weeks*
El Báchélór, Season Premier
*In some seriously eerie prescience, Burning Love had a homeless contestant named Willow the first season.

"I don’t consider anyplace a home, I’m just a drifter."

- Contestant Lucy, who sounds less like a “free spirit” and more like an actual homeless person who is looking for a house to stay in for a couple weeks*

El Báchélór, Season Premier

*In some seriously eerie prescience, Burning Love had a homeless contestant named Willow the first season.

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Give me a fucking break
Los Angeles, CA

El Báchélór, Season Premier

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Give me a fucking break

Los Angeles, CA

El Báchélór, Season Premier

"Free Spirit"

El Báchélór, Season Premier

(I’d take BLOGGER more seriously than this)

"Science Educator"
El Báchélór, Season Premier

"Science Educator"

El Báchélór, Season Premier

heeeeeere weeeeeeee gooooooooooo
El Báchélór, Season Premier

heeeeeere weeeeeeee gooooooooooo

El Báchélór, Season Premier

Anonymous asked: Will you do your thing for Juan Pablo? I'm sure there will be plenty of material for you to use.

I will! Let’s start a wishlist for this season, I’ll start:

1. Someone who poops on the floor, like the girl from Flavor of Love

2. MORE Catfights

3. The return of Contestant Courteney

4. Someone who has graduated from at least grade school

5. MORE murder 

Now u go

Anonymous asked: please tell me you'll be blogging Juan Pablo's season

the rumors are true

i am back

pls god don’t let this be as boring as Bachelorette “Des”

Former Mr Emily Maynard, One F Jef is on Tinder, for those of you based in…. I think this is from Los Angeles.

Former Mr Emily Maynard, One F Jef is on Tinder, for those of you based in…. I think this is from Los Angeles.

"Awwwww! Hiiiiiiii! You have the same…..

…….. …

…… eyes.”

- Bachelorette “Des”, to Hostage Drew on the similarities between he and his sister

The Bachelorette, Episode Eight

The Bachelorette, Episode Six

"You want me to sit here and look unhappy?…. I’m not… y’all better watch out who makes it til the end… you’re gonna have a Bachelor… you guys missed out… a single dad from Texas…. I’ma have fun on my last night in Munich, where are we getting drunk?… HI HOLLYWOOD… how long do i have to wait to be seen in public with somebody, cuz I don’t wanna wait…"

- Recently released hostage Ben’s limo soliloquy 

The Bachelorette, Episode Five

"I am an attorney, and with that comes tactics… cross examining and impeaching someone who is not telling the truth. Today Ben will be found guilty of fraud and… impersonating a southern gentleman."
-Hostage Michael, displaying an alarming level of commitment to the idea (his) that Desiree has chosen him specifically to show her what a phony Hostage Ben is.
The Bachelorette, Episode Five

"I am an attorney, and with that comes tactics… cross examining and impeaching someone who is not telling the truth. Today Ben will be found guilty of fraud and… impersonating a southern gentleman."

-Hostage Michael, displaying an alarming level of commitment to the idea (his) that Desiree has chosen him specifically to show her what a phony Hostage Ben is.

The Bachelorette, Episode Five

Anonymous asked: On behalf of all people with hearts, I must say / I don't appreciate you bagging on Chris so much today / How could you be so cruel to such a well-meaning dullard? / It makes me suspect that your heart is black-colored / He's there for the right reasons! He truly loves Des! / Just like a Shriner loves wearing a Fez / Just kidding / Chris is the worst / Screw that guy

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