The Bachelor, Episode Nine
Well, you wanted to be on this show, so I guess that’s your problem.
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
“…This wasn’t about laughter, and joking, and having ‘fun’.”
- Contestant AshLee
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
he got rid of the humorless drag? quelle surprise!
Bachelor Yawn’s reaction to Contestant AshLee’s confession that because of who he is to her, she is no longer “broken”.
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
Sexy DJ Voice: This one goes out to Bachelor Yawn and his three lovely ladies: AshLee, Catherine and Lindsaaaayyyy, and to all you young lovers out there who honestly believe you don’t have to take your clothes off to have a good time, which it totally inaccurate, but also Jermaine Stewart dies of AIDS, so……
Wow these people wanted to make sure we knew they weren’t going to screw, which is, like, what is the point of a fantasy suite if you’re not going to take the fantasy part seriously. It ain’t called the Jermaine Stewart Suite. Cherry wine, lol.
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
“Today was amazeen (sic), and I’m just head over hills (sic) in love with Sean. Every fiber of my being wishes to be engaged to him next week.”
- Contestant AshLee
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
Yawn doesn’t have much time left to figure out who the love of his life is! Hurry up, Yawn!
Anonymous asked: How come Bachelor Yawn and Chris Harrison didn't pop in at any of my viewing parties? Was it because the only guests at my parties were me and a box of wine? And I was usually passed out with my shirt off and my shoes on by 8:15? And I live in the church basement? And I have a game leg? Whatever the reason, it's not fair. It's not fair.
well with THAT attitude…
i don’t know, man. maybe their invite got lost in the mail.
Anonymous asked: All Yawn wants is a girl without any civil rights.
INTERESTING AND PROVOCATIVE STATEMENT, ANON
true tho
(Source: rickyv)
“You know, I want my wife to trust me in certain situations, and today I need to find out if she’s capable of that.”
- Bachelor Yawn, on AshLee who he makes prove she trusts him a lot
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
“I love Sean more than words can express, but I just don’t know where his head is at.”
- Contestant AshLee
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
giiiiiirl
“I love you.”
“I love hearing you say that.”
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
“All I can think about is if I don’t tell Sean I love him tonight, I may never have that opportunity.”
- Contestant Lindsay
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
the only way that statement is accurate is if he doesn’t love you, so…
“For a moment, I considered not eating the bug, but then I realized I am not a being of my own free will and this decision is not mine to make I saw how brave Sean was.”
- Contestant Lindsay
The Bachelor, Episode Nine
