Accept the Rose

A Children's Treasury of Moments from ABC's The Bachelorette.
"This is definitely not your typical dance floor."
-Master of Observation, Hostage Kasey
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"This is definitely not your typical dance floor."

-Master of Observation, Hostage Kasey

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"We’ve had a very rocky, toxic relationship. There’s been a lot of bad things. She threw rocks at my face -
"I did throw rocks at your -"
"Cuz she was mad at me."
"BECAUSE you’re a jerk!"
-Hostage Chris and his maybe-maybe-not ex Gf, arguing before Chris Harrison and Bachelorette “Des”
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"We’ve had a very rocky, toxic relationship. There’s been a lot of bad things. She threw rocks at my face -

"I did throw rocks at your -"

"Cuz she was mad at me."

"BECAUSE you’re a jerk!"

-Hostage Chris and his maybe-maybe-not ex Gf, arguing before Chris Harrison and Bachelorette “Des”

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"I love my ‘conversations’ with Brooks. He just brings out the best in me."
- Bachelorette “Des”
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"I love my ‘conversations’ with Brooks. He just brings out the best in me."

- Bachelorette “Des”

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"And the next thing I know, the cops are arresting me for domestic violence."
- Hostage Restraining Order, discussing his past like it’s not going to raise any red flags
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"And the next thing I know, the cops are arresting me for domestic violence."

- Hostage Restraining Order, discussing his past like it’s not going to raise any red flags

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

Hostage Teeth didn’t realize the goal of dodge ball was not to get his dick pummeled, but to dodge the balls.
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

Hostage Teeth didn’t realize the goal of dodge ball was not to get his dick pummeled, but to dodge the balls.

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"This is like a scene out of The A Team!"
- Contestant Michael G, because of all those dodge ball games on the G-D A-TEAM
The Bachelorette, Episode Three
if you pretend they’re all hostages, his reference makes loads of sense

"This is like a scene out of The A Team!"

- Contestant Michael G, because of all those dodge ball games on the G-D A-TEAM

The Bachelorette, Episode Three


if you pretend they’re all hostages, his reference makes loads of sense

makesureyoufitin asked: PLEASE PLEASE CATCH UP ON THE EPISODES I LIVE FOR YOUR BLOG.

if u insist

i’ll start today

Anonymous asked: hep a?

Dengue Fever

Anonymous asked: malaria

no

Anonymous asked: What did you have? Typhoid? Where were you?

I did not have Typhoid, but close! I was in Central America.

Anonymous asked: Where are you? Where have you gone? Are you OK? I'm so worried! We are all worried here! Come back! Please!

Hi, sorry. I travel for work, and I got behind, and then I realized that the absolute last thin I want to do is watch Bachelorette “Des” do anything at all whatsoever. Then I was out of the country for a little while and I contracted a subtropical disease (guess which one!) I am home now and will try to catch up with the remaining episodes if you really want.

Do you? Does anyone care?

i miss contestant courtney

PRO TIP: talking about your horrific accident and bringing actual prints of it is great first date material, right? There’s a joke in here somewhere, right? Are there any jokes, help

The Bachelorette, Episiode Two

"I don’t… know what that is."
- Bachelor Bryden, when asked if he likes brie
The Bachelorette, Episiode Two

"I don’t… know what that is."

- Bachelor Bryden, when asked if he likes brie

The Bachelorette, Episiode Two

penises what are that??

penises what are that??