Accept the Rose

A Children's Treasury of Moments from ABC's The Bachelorette.
"I want a love that can light up the darkness."
- Bachelorette “Des” who is not asking for that much GOD okay?
The Bachelorette, Episode Four

"I want a love that can light up the darkness."

- Bachelorette “Des” who is not asking for that much GOD okay?

The Bachelorette, Episode Four

The face I made this episode (which is a yawn)
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

The face I made this episode (which is a yawn)

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

I just can’t unscramble that egg.

- Hostage Michael who, thanks to recording equipment capturing this, can’t ever unsay that phrase

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"It was the first time anyone had thrown a ball back to me. I’m not going to get emotional, I promise."*
- Hostage Brandon, who spent his childhood throwing balls that were never returned, one after the other, out into the night like messages in bottles, crying out for help
The Bachelorette, Episode Three
*Do you? Do you REALLY promise?

"It was the first time anyone had thrown a ball back to me. I’m not going to get emotional, I promise."*

- Hostage Brandon, who spent his childhood throwing balls that were never returned, one after the other, out into the night like messages in bottles, crying out for help

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

*Do you? Do you REALLY promise?

Hostage Ben modeling a very edgy undergarment. The same one Contestant Ryan from Emily’s season had, in fact.

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

Hostage Ben
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

Hostage Ben

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"I really see the rose as a symbol of ‘more time’, so I give the rose to someone I want to spend more time with."
- Bachelorette “Des”, expertly navigating the explanation as to why she gave Hostage James a rose
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"I really see the rose as a symbol of ‘more time’, so I give the rose to someone I want to spend more time with."

- Bachelorette “Des”, expertly navigating the explanation as to why she gave Hostage James a rose

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"This, to me, really feels like a movie date."

-Bachelorette “Des”, on the date where she watches a movie with Hostage Juan Pablo

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"This is definitely not your typical dance floor."
-Master of Observation, Hostage Kasey
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"This is definitely not your typical dance floor."

-Master of Observation, Hostage Kasey

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"We’ve had a very rocky, toxic relationship. There’s been a lot of bad things. She threw rocks at my face -
"I did throw rocks at your -"
"Cuz she was mad at me."
"BECAUSE you’re a jerk!"
-Hostage Chris and his maybe-maybe-not ex Gf, arguing before Chris Harrison and Bachelorette “Des”
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"We’ve had a very rocky, toxic relationship. There’s been a lot of bad things. She threw rocks at my face -

"I did throw rocks at your -"

"Cuz she was mad at me."

"BECAUSE you’re a jerk!"

-Hostage Chris and his maybe-maybe-not ex Gf, arguing before Chris Harrison and Bachelorette “Des”

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"I love my ‘conversations’ with Brooks. He just brings out the best in me."
- Bachelorette “Des”
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"I love my ‘conversations’ with Brooks. He just brings out the best in me."

- Bachelorette “Des”

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"And the next thing I know, the cops are arresting me for domestic violence."
- Hostage Restraining Order, discussing his past like it’s not going to raise any red flags
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"And the next thing I know, the cops are arresting me for domestic violence."

- Hostage Restraining Order, discussing his past like it’s not going to raise any red flags

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

Hostage Teeth didn’t realize the goal of dodge ball was not to get his dick pummeled, but to dodge the balls.
The Bachelorette, Episode Three

Hostage Teeth didn’t realize the goal of dodge ball was not to get his dick pummeled, but to dodge the balls.

The Bachelorette, Episode Three

"This is like a scene out of The A Team!"
- Contestant Michael G, because of all those dodge ball games on the G-D A-TEAM
The Bachelorette, Episode Three
if you pretend they’re all hostages, his reference makes loads of sense

"This is like a scene out of The A Team!"

- Contestant Michael G, because of all those dodge ball games on the G-D A-TEAM

The Bachelorette, Episode Three


if you pretend they’re all hostages, his reference makes loads of sense

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