“That’s what I’m looking for in a wife, and… when I’m with Catherine, I can see my wife (over her shoulder)!”
- Bachelor Yawn
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Anonymous asked: Will Des's home date be in a tent?
ha ha ha
if i know you in real life, text me “macaroni”
Anonymous asked: What's worse: a 32 year old neurotic woman or a 24 year old who cant lose a sparkle
you know what’s worse then both of those?
me
(if you ask my step mom)
perksofbeingbrita asked: I think that Sarah needs to stop short changing herself and rounding down. She doesn't have one arm, if anything she has one and a half. And if you round correctly that would give her 2 arms, so I don't see what all the fuss is about. But seriously just because she's physically disabled does that mean we can't comment on her boring personality? Because that's reverse discrimination.
is this a rhetorical question
“I’m afraid he’s going to ask me if I love his daughter!”
- Bachelor Yawn, on not wanting to lie (?) to AshLee’s father
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“I have never brought somebody home that I am madly, deeply in love with.”
- Contestant AshLee
The Bachelor, Episode Eight
not even your first husband, you liar?
“Before I met Sean, I thought I knew what love was. I had No Clue what real, true love was.”
- Contestant AshLee who, after her month long crash course in Real, True Love 101, can now speak with authority on what “Real, True Love” is for the rest of us who haven’t gone on two whole dates with a man who is dating a grip of other women
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PS how precious was it that she claims she’s in Real True Love a minute before finding out something as simple as what Sean’s father does for a living?
Here is some light reading from Psychology Today about the emotional manipulations the contestants are subjected to during their time on the show. Interesting article.
And in the spirit of supporting all the network does to these morons for our entertainment: get excited for a new episode of The Bachelor tonight!
Faces I made this episode.
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The Bachelor, Episode Seven
once more with feeling
The Bachelor, Episode Seven
“I CAN’T CONTROL MY EYEBROW! I can NOT control my eyebrow. I can’t control the look that’s on my face 24/7. If I could walk around with a smile on my face 24/7, I would, but then my face would be frickin’ tired.”
- Contestant Tierra
The Bachelor, Episode Seven
can’t argue with that logic
“They said, ‘Tierra, you have a sparkle! Tierra, you have A Sparkle, do not let those girls take your sparkle away.”
- Contestant Tierra Sparkles
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The Bachelor, Episode Seven
“Raised eyebrow?! AshLee, that’s just my face. I can’t help it! I haven’t had no Botox, no any of that stuff. I can’t help that!”
- Contestant Tierra
The Bachelor, Episode Seven
pray 4 Tierra, afflicted with wandering eyebrow syndrome. very rare, very serious, very uncontrollable.
